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Jurassic Farts (Fart Club #2)Unleash the hilarity with 'Jurassic Farts (Fart Club #2)', a wildly entertaining children's book by Adam Wallace, beautifully illustrated by James Hart. This engaging tale follows dinosaur lover Max Andrews, affectionately known as The Tootmeister, as he navigates the chaos of Sparkle City, where gross dinosaurs wreak havoc. The adventure escalates as Sergeant Smashface, who appears to be a hero, aims to capture these farty prehistoric creatures for
Unleash the hilarity with 'Jurassic Farts (Fart Club #2)', a wildly entertaining children's book by Adam Wallace, beautifully illustrated by James Hart. This engaging tale follows dinosaur-lover Max Andrews, affectionately known as The Tootmeister, as he navigates the chaos of Sparkle City, where gross dinosaurs wreak havoc. The adventure escalates as Sergeant Smashface, who appears to be a hero, aims to capture these farty prehistoric creatures for his own selfish motives. Packed with humor and heart, this story challenges the Fart Club members to debate whether to save the Gro...ssosaurs or join the fight against them. Get ready for giggles, surprises, and important lessons about friendship, teamwork, and the value of all creatures. A delightful read for kids and parents alike, 'Jurassic Farts' promises laughter on every page. Perfect for fans of fun and quirky stories, this book is a must-have addition to any young reader's collection. Ideal for ages 7-12, this 192-page gem from Scholastic Australia released on December 1, 2022, delivers a hilarious escapade. Act fast to grab your copy and enjoy your journey to a world of farts and friendship, ensuring every child experiences the joy of reading while laughing out loud! Delivery is swift, bringing fun right to your doorstep. Don’t miss out on this exciting second installment of the Fart Club series!Condition: Brand New
ISBN: 9781760979225
Number of Pages 192
By Wallace, Adam
Illustrated by Hart, James
Publisher SCHOLASTIC AUSTRALIA PTY LTD
Published NZ 1 Dec 2022
When incredibly gross dinosaurs rise up and start destroying Sparkle City, Sergeant Smashface offers to capture them. Everyone thinks he's a hero, but he really wants to use them to take over Sparkle City. Dinosaur-loving Max Andrews, aka The Tootmeister, wants to protect the Gro...ssosaurs, but the rest of Fart Club want to take them down. Can Tooty convince his farty friends to save the dinosaurs, or will the world enter a new Poo-Rassic Era?Read less
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★★★★★ 1
Gross Texture - Weirdly Soft
Flavor Name: Zero Sugar Beef, Size: 6oz (Pack of 12)
These are literally the nastiest possible version of a meat stick I've ever had.
Bought them for the price and for lunches to take to work. As it would turn out, I couldn't give them away to family. Everyone who bravely tried it were met with the same gross, weirdly soft, texture. No matter if it was refrigerated or room temp - it was eerily soft I felt like I was eating baby food. The flavor was... Fine? I guess. It didn't wow me either way, just kinda existed. They are also pretty small, I expected more than 4in per item for the price. I thought the price was good when I thought they were bigger, but when I discovered they were smaller, the price became less worth it.
Overall, I'm not sure who the target audience for these it because adults and kids alike did not like them or their weird texture.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good 😊
Flavor Name: Zero Sugar Beef, Size: 6oz (Pack of 12)
I’d rather reviews on these before purchasing them and I didn’t think I was gonna like it. I seen a lot of bad reviews lotta negativity, but I was impressed. They’re actually good a little greasy not too much. They were not mushy at all. Remind me of a slim gym, but not that greasy. I normally eat a different brand, but I really like this and I will buy it again. I recommend it. I wasn’t going to try it because a lot of the reviews weren’t too good that I was reading but they’re good. I like them, but I’m glad I tried it and they are zero sugar.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Delicious and Healthy Snack with Unmatched Flavor and Texture
Flavor Name: Traditional, Size: 4 Ounce (Pack of 1)
As someone who is constantly on the lookout for tasty and healthy snacks, I recently came across these Droewors Beef Sticks, and I have to say, I'm truly impressed. The unique air-drying process, combined with the use of vinegar, cloves, and coriander, gives these beef sticks a fantastic flavor that is not only mouth-watering but also worlds apart from other meat sticks I've tried in the past.
Pros:
Unique Flavor - The combination of spices and the air-drying process creates a taste that is both savory and satisfying.
Texture - The coarse ground beef provides a buttery smooth texture that doesn't leave your hands greasy, unlike other meat sticks.
Keto, Paleo, and Whole 30 Friendly - These beef sticks fit well with a variety of diets, making them a versatile snack option.
High Protein Content - With more protein per ounce than other meat sticks, they're a great natural alternative to protein shakes for muscle fuel.
No Sugar - The absence of sugar means no sugar rushes or mood swings, making it a great option for a healthy diet.
Cons:
Price - These beef sticks might be a bit more expensive than other brands due to their high-quality ingredients and production process. However, I believe the unique flavor and health benefits make the price justifiable.
In conclusion, these Droewors Beef Sticks are a delicious and healthy snack option for those following Keto, Paleo, or Whole 30 diets, or simply looking for a tasty protein-packed snack. The unique flavor and texture, coupled with the high protein content and absence of sugar, make these beef sticks stand out from the crowd. While they may be a bit pricier than other meat sticks, the quality and taste make it well worth the investment. Highly recommended!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Good Food
Flavor Name: Traditional, Size: 4 Ounce (Pack of 1)
I have had South African Billtong before and I loved it, so I thought I would try SA Droewars and see if they were as satisfying. The answer is yes! They are delicious and nothing like your typical mass marketed jerky snacks sold in the US. Droewars are lightly seasoned beef jerky sticks and, although I have not seen the numbers, they seem to be only lightly salted (important for me). The meat is not chewy or grisly, so the beef cuts they use must be prime.
This is the first time I have tried the Ayoba-Yo brand and I am happy with my purchase. I am awaiting delivery of several varieties of Billtong from Ayoba-Yo presently and I will report back.
Not inexpensive, but the value is there for sure.
Jimmy
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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2019
★★★★★ 1
Almost not edible
Flavor Name: Traditional, Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 3), Flavor Name: Traditional, Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 3)
I am south african, an afrikaaner. I grew up eating droewors and biltong. I'm not sure what went wrong with this product. I have to believe it was off quality product and not what they are choosing to ship. The flavor was ok. Nothing spectacular. Thr big issue was texture of the droewors and the fact that the meat had shrunk away from the casing leaving the casing inedible. See my pic. This is not what droeworse looks like. Also, being from south africa I've never heard anyone say the word ayoba....
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Reviewed in the United States on July 28, 2023