SKU: 65694378914

Fuck I'm old topper

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Fuck I'm old topperFuck i'm old Personalised cake topper for Milestone birthdays This is the perfect topper for the potty mouth celebrating a milestone birthday. Forty 40,Fifty 50 or Sixty 60. About our toppers A perfect way to add a unique touch to your special occasion. Our cake toppers are available in a range of colours and finishes and are designed and made by us in the Macedon Ranges (just outside of Melbourne). Our cake toppers are dispatched within 3 working

Fuck i'm old- Personalised cake topper for Milestone birthdays

This is the perfect topper for the potty mouth celebrating a milestone birthday. Forty 40,Fifty 50 or Sixty 60.

About our toppers

A perfect way to add a unique touch to your special occasion.

Our cake toppers are available in a range of colours and finishes and are designed and made by us in the Macedon Ranges (just outside of Melbourne).

Our cake toppers are dispatched within 3 working days from your order being received. We quite often dispatch earlier than this, and if you need a topper urgently please let us know.

Our cake toppers size is based on its width, so all our cake toppers are approx. 16cm wide. 

Cake topper Measurements

  •  Approx. 16cm wide x 25cm high
  •  Stems are extra long but vary with topper design. Approx 12cm (at no extra charge)

Important information

While we take the upmost care with your cake toppers, as these are very fragile, there can be instances where they arrive damaged, If this happens please let us know by emailing our store with a photo of the damage within 2 business days of the item being received and we will send a replacement off to you upon receiving a photo of the damage.

  • Colours will vary from computer screen or device
  • Wood is a natural product and will vary in colour & grain, this is not a fault but part of it's beauty.
  • Handle toppers with care, as some designs can be delicate
  • Intended for unique use -Not intended as a toy and unsuitable for children under 3.
  • Text layout is chosen by us to ensure topper is sturdy.
  • We do not send proofs but can if you you request one. Please be aware this will slow down your turn around.

Our items are all made to suit the wording you leave when checking out, so please ensure that you enter all wording to be used on the topper, as this is cut and paste into our software, so the way you enter it, is the way it will be pasted in. For example if you enter sophie is 1, it will be cut as sophie is 1, if you wanted it to appear as Sophie is one, you will need to enter it that way. 

The personalisation tool is designed to demonstrate how your wording will look in a particular font, it is not an exact representation of how your topper will look as our team will need to manipulate the font to ensure that the topper is cut as one piece. 

Thanks for letting us be part of your celebration! We hope you will share your product in action with us by tagging #creatingmonkies on socials. 

 

 

 

 

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Shipping Notes
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  • Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
  • Delivery to the USA:
  1. Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
  • If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
  • Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
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ITSJUSTME
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
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Special Size: Wide Leg Crop, Size: 12, Color: Iced Blue Light Wash, Special Size: Wide Leg Crop, Size: 12, Color: Iced Blue Light Wash
I ordered these jeans because they were recommended by a youtube influencer and I have 0 regrets! They are a fairly heavy denim with just the right amount of stretch to them. I'd consider them to be mid to high waisted since the closure is right below my belly button. However, if I hike them up a bit they sit right above the belly button. I washed and dried them with little to no shrinkage. Length-wise they're slightly cropped on me, and fall right above the ankle. These jeans are honestly SO versatile because they look great with ballet flats, heels, tennis shoes, AND suede or leather ankle boots! Since I couldn't decide, I ordered them in two colors (iced blue light wash & medium blue vintage), and I love them both!! For reference, I'm 5'6 and 170 lbs. I ordered size 12 and they fit great. Highly recommend. You CANNOT beat the price for this level of quality in my opinion!!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 4, 2025
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Jaime
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
My everyday Jean
Special Size: Wide Leg Crop, Size: 8, Color: Medium Blue Vintage
They don’t have much of a stretch to them but they do get a bit more lose around the waist when you wearing often. Got a size 8 was tight but after a few uses they got perfect. Be Definitely is a thick jean material tucks in any unwanted over hang. Don’t tumble dry they do shrink
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
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Kindle Customer
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 4
Good Jean for the price waist hips run small
Special Size: Wide Leg, Size: 18, Color: Black
These pants are good for the price. I needed a pair of wide leg black jeans and the price on these was good. Reviews said the waist was small. I’m a 16/18. Got an 18. And the high waist (up to my belly button) fits snug but has a little give. Still comfortable to wear. The butt thigh area fits snugger than most wide leg pants but again not so tight or uncomfortable to not wear. The fabric is a brushed Jean fabric not just a woven cotton Jean so dog hair sticks to it like glue. They are a heavy quality fabric so not a summer pant. They are a keeper for me. If a gain a few pounds I can these being a no go.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 27, 2026
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manz
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Cute, the pictures are real
Special Size: Wide Leg Crop, Size: 0, Color: Iced Blue Light Wash
They are very cute. I like them. I am shortie, 5.0. I got the cropped one. Fits me well
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
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Rosemary
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Love these jeans
Size: 12, Color: Iced Blue Light Wash
These a comfortable and flattering pair of jeans. They are length is too long for me but, they have a wide hem and taking them up one hems length makes them a perfect fit for me. This is an easy fix if they are too long. They are well made and a good value in today’s market.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2026

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