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Reaper Silicone DildoIf Only Death Was This Hot Key Features Fantasy Dildo: This red and black dildo is thick, menacing, and textured with bumps, ridges, grooves and spiked nubs. Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands free! Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap on harnesses so you or a partner can wear the dildo and bring the fantasy fully to
If Only Death Was This Hot...
Key Features
- Fantasy Dildo: This red and black dildo is thick, menacing, and textured with bumps, ridges, grooves and spiked nubs.
- Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
- Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you or a partner can wear the dildo and bring the fantasy fully to life!
- Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone.
When you dreamed of death, did you ever believe it would be painless? Would your life flash before your eyes? Would you see a light? I never knew what would happen, but now that I feel my body getting cold and the world becoming dim, I'm afraid of what's next. The rest of the world goes quiet, and the silence is broken by a rough, heavy snarl. I think I can hear the words but it isn't clear. Then, a voice that sounds like the driest desert winds blowing through old bones says, "MINE." I gasp for breath and open my eyes. A dark shroud surrounds me and a purple light casts an eerie glow on the figure before me. They are covered in black and gray robes that float around them. Their hands are skeletons with shreds of red, meaty muscle still attached. I can't see their face but the scythe that they carry tells me in an instant; it is the reaper of souls who comes to harvest my spirit. With a jerk of its head it lifts its chin and comes to look closely at me. Two lights glow in the place of eyes, and I can hear the husky breathing echoing through its hollow body. It touches my forehead with a finger and I feel the warmth of my body slipping away. I start to tremble as I see a ball of light form in his bony, open palm. I see my memories swirl in the light and feel very far away from my life. Then the Reaper groans and opens his robes to reveal something I never thought I'd see... a throbbing, hot cock between their legs. To my cold body, it feels like the warmest thing, a piece of life, pulsing and beckoning me. The Reaper grabs me and pulls me onto them. I willingly surrender and as each inch of their large, pulsing shaft enters me I feel the heat returning to my body. I feel my heart beating again, and I writhe and moan in ecstasy! Faster and faster I ride until I scream. The Reaper takes the light orb of my life and memories and slams it back into my chest. I wake up, screaming, two paramedics pounding on my chest with an AED machine. The electricity pusles through me and I cry out in shock. Beyond them I see the dark shroud of light, the Reaper's shadow disappearing into the mist.
CC Grim Reaper Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements:- Overall length: 9.2 inches.
- Insertable length: 8 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 2.7 inches.
- Silicone
Note: use only with water-based lubricants.
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★★★★★ 4
Best Book About Comic Book Guy EVER
Format: Hardcover
You love the Simpsons!
You love Comic Book Guy!
And, well, to gain the best possible enjoyment of this book, you also love, or at least have a passing knowledge of, movies, science-fiction, pro wrestling (Rob Van Dam in ECW makes a cameo!), comics, video games, Dungeons & Dragons, and just general geek culture. And if you do, you'll LOVE this book. Sure, it seems to be the same gags just updated every few pages... but what are you expecting, Pride and Prejudice?
It's an illustrated book, it has Simpsons-esque humor, and it's an enjoyable read. Highly recommended.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 7, 2009
★★★★★ 5
Exactly what you ordered........
Format: Hardcover
As long as your a Simpsons fan, then you will like it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2016
★★★★★ 5
Five Stars
Format: Hardcover
Love this book.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2014
★★★★★ 5
My Favorite From This Series!
Format: Hardcover
See video for review.
(For a full flip through and in-depth review, follow the Youtube link on my Amazon profile).
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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2018
★★★★★ 5
Best Guide Ever!
Format: Hardcover
Comic Book Guy's book of pop culture is a hilarious read. Get in the know with Film, sci-fi, gaming, and of course, comics. Read all about a typical day in the life of comic book guy and learn his all time favorite quotes. Take a look at how to run your own comic book shop. Look at CBG places to be such as gaming tournaments, parent's basement, and baseball card convention. Learn the 15 types of moviegoers.
A roll-on-the-floor-laughing book for not only for Simpson's fans but comic book fans as well. I highly, highly recommend it.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2010
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